Every time a male Virgo speaks I kinda wanna punch them in da throat

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As an Aries female, even if I don’t end up with my current Aries boyfriend forever, I have a hunch that I’ll end up marrying a Libra or an Aries.

Virgo men are detached, dry, overly critical and prone to cheating.

Sagittarius men are fickle, cheating commitmentphobes. 

Capricorn men are boring, sweaty and condescending.

Cancer men are moody little pansies with “pity-me” attitudes.

Scorpio men are possessive, jealous and have a ridiculous temper.

Pisces men have disproportionate bodies and fish faces. It’s true!

Leo men are self-absorbed and too dramatic.

Aquarius men are incredibly detached, weird, and they think they’re Jesus.

Gemini men are needy and psychotic.

Taurus men are stubborn, boring, SUCK at conversation and think they’re superior to those around them.

Unfollow me if you want, complain if you want, but I stand by my beliefs. As an Aries, I know I have my flaws. Plenty. I’m selfish, over-reactive, hot-headed, sometimes emotionally insensitive, impulsive, reckless and lack follow-through. But in my years of studying people’s correlation to their sign, I have gathered enough solid information to know which signs to avoid in relationships. 

Some people would likely look at my short list of Aries and Libra, the only 2 signs I would give a fair chance, and say that I’m limiting my options and missing out. Trust me: I’m not.

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If you’re a Pisces, you’re strange-minded. No exceptions!!

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Virgo’s eyes may appear fixed and pensive when they’re talking to you. This is because they are always soaking in and analyzing every tiny detail around them, and it can be overwhelming for them! 

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Cancers have beautiful, deep eyes. You can see their emotional depth in their irises. They may appear detached, but from the inside, their full heart and compassion comes through and shines out of their doe eyes. Being ruled by the moon, emotions are their strength, yet their weakness. People often tiptoe around them, fearing a mood swing or a string of complaints. Hardly anyone takes the time to stop and consider a couple of things: Cancers take everything to heart, and feel very deeply, and in extremes. It’s because they care so much that they so readily voice their opinions on people or situations. They are excellent at expressing their heart’s truth because expression of feeling is their birthright. Also, if they appear detached, it is because they instinctively place walls around them to protect them from emotional hurt, since they are so vulnerable to being affected by the people and environments that surround them. So the next time you see a Cancer, smile and tell them their eyes are absolutely divine!

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jonayam: Can u explain the relationship between a Scorpio female and an Aries male thanks

Steamy, but not built to last. Both are ruled by Mars, the planet of war, passion, aggression, sex. Both have terrible tempers, and the Aries male will become irritated by Scorpio’s possessiveness and jealousy, and Scorpio is taken aback, possibly even turned off, by Mr. Ram’s fiery temper and dominant personality. They soon find that lust looks a lot like love, but it’s just not. All in all: in any male/female love mixture of Scorpio and Aries, they are better as friends :)


I really love talking with a Gemini. Yes, you’re ruled by Mercury. But it’s not just that you are a good communicator. Your mind is a maze, with twists, turns, and secret gardens left undiscovered by most. Your unique blend of childlike enthusiasm and elderly wisdom is an incredible sight to behold. Watching the light dance inside your eyes when you speak, and seeing your mind racing and sorting through the brilliance within, you sparkle and steal hearts by being exactly who you are. People are helplessly drawn to you, even if they find you strange. Your mental prowess, adaptability, optimism, intellectual and spiritual vigor is worthy of envy and awe. Geminis get a bad wrap for being “bipolar” and/or having “multiple personalities”, when really, us earthlings are just quick to categorize what we don’t understand or can’t grasp. The ever-elusive and magnetic personality of a Gemini baffles everyone in their path, yet you don’t seem to mind, and with the grace of a soul that’s traveled a thousand lives, you spin and dance your way through the fires of life, always looking at the “up side” of every new situation. We need you, Gemini. We need you to remind us that being a child at heart and a sage in spirit is what makes you beautiful.


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amysticadventure: Hello! Has anyone asked for the best matches for a pisces female? I tried searching the "compatibility" tag but I'm far too impatient xD

Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius, Libra, Capricorn, Virgo

let-the-body-hit-the-floor: What's the best match for a female cancer?

Capricorn, Gemini, Virgo, PIsces, Scorpio